Clarkson’s Farm – Private Cotswolds Tour for Southampton Cruise Passengers

Name: Clarkson’s Farm – Private Cotswolds Tour for Southampton Cruise Passengers
Brand: Tour Britannia
SKU: 1352906
Price: 1095 GBP
Availability: InStock

The real locations behind Clarkson’s Farm with your own driver-guide, timed around your Southampton cruise: before you sail, after you disembark or as a day in port.

Overview

See the real locations behind Clarkson’s Farm on a private tour built around your cruise.

Visit the Diddly Squat Farm Shop and The Farmer’s Dog pub, and explore the Cotswold villages and countryside that made the series a hit, with a guide who knows the stories behind them.

Highlights:

The famous Diddly Squat Farm Shop, and a pint or lunch at The Farmer’s Dog.
An optional Hawkstone Brewery stop, subject to availability.
Pickup and drop-off at your ship, the airport or your London hotel, luggage and all.
A private luxury Mercedes and your own driver-guide, just for your group.

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Three ways to take this tour

Choose your journey when you book. The price is the same whichever you pick: £1,095 per group of up to 8 guests.

After your cruise (ship → tour → airport or London). We meet you at your terminal from about 8.30am for the full day, and drop you at Heathrow at about 6pm, or at Gatwick or your London hotel a little later.
Port day (ship → tour → ship). We meet you at your terminal at 8am and have you back at the ship by 5pm. It’s about 1 hour 45 minutes each way, so you have around 5 hours for the farm shop, the pub and a village or two.
Before your cruise (airport or London → tour → ship). We meet you at Heathrow, Gatwick or your London hotel from 7.30am, visit the farm shop, have an early lunch at the pub, and reach your Southampton terminal by about 3pm.

The Diddly Squat Farm Shop and The Farmer’s Dog set their own opening days and can be very busy. Your guide plans the day around them. If you have a particular date in mind, check with us before you book.

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What to Expect

1. Your pickup

Your driver-guide meets you at your cruise terminal, at airport arrivals or at your London hotel. Your luggage goes straight into the vehicle and stays with us all day, so there is nothing to store or collect.

Pickup

2. Diddly Squat Farm Shop

The modest farm shop that has become a landmark. Browse the produce, see the famous sign and soak up the atmosphere.

1 hour

3. Clarkson country

Drive the lanes around the farm and visit the home village of Gerald, with stories from the series along the way.

30 mins

4. A Cotswold market town

A beautiful and fascinating Cotswold market town, with time to explore.

45 mins

5. Minster Lovell

A hidden gem: a quiet riverside village with the romantic ruins of Minster Lovell Hall.

30 mins

6. The Farmer’s Dog

Pop into The Farmer’s Dog pub for a pint or lunch.

1 hour

7. Your drop-off

We take you on to your London hotel, the airport or your ship, and see you and your luggage safely to the door.

Drop-off

Make it your day

Every Tour Britannia tour is private, so the itinerary is a starting point, not a script.

This is the route most of our guests take, but you can change any of it. Your guide plans the day around you before you travel and stays flexible on the day itself. You can linger longer wherever you’re enjoying yourself, skip anything that doesn’t appeal, or stop wherever something catches your eye.

Ways to tailor this tour

Add Hawkstone Brewery for a tasting, when it’s open
Swap a stop for Bourton-on-the-Water or Bibury
Visit Blenheim Palace on an after-cruise day
Book a table for lunch at The Farmer’s Dog (ask us early)

Tell us what you’d like when you book, or ask us first. We’ll confirm the plan, and any change to the price, before you pay.

“Christopher was amazing and provided us with the best experience we could have had.”
Andrew S, Tripadvisor, July 2026

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Questions about this tour

Is the price per person or per group?

Per group. It’s £1,095 whichever journey you choose. That covers your whole private group of up to 8 guests, including pickups and drop-offs, your luggage and your own driver-guide. There’s no charge per person.

Which journey should we book?

After your cruise if you’re leaving the ship in Southampton and heading to London or the airport. Before your cruise if you’re flying in or staying in London and boarding that day. Port day if Southampton is a stop on your cruise and you’re sailing on that evening.

When and where do you meet us?

In Southampton we meet you at your cruise terminal (Ocean, QEII, City, Horizon or Mayflower): from about 8.30am after a cruise, and at 8am on a port day. Before a cruise we meet you at Heathrow or Gatwick arrivals, or at your London hotel, from 7.30am. Your guide texts you the day before to confirm.

Will we be back at the ship in time?

Port days are planned to have you back at the terminal by 5pm. Tell us your all-aboard time when you book and we plan the day around it. If your ship sails before 6.30pm, please ask us before booking. Before a cruise we aim to reach your terminal by about 3pm.

What if our ship or flight is late?

We track your ship and your flight and move the pickup to match. If a late arrival leaves less time, we shorten the tour rather than risk your ship or your flight. Stops we have to miss aren’t refunded.

What happens to our luggage?

It comes with you. Each guest can bring 1 large suitcase and 1 small bag, which stay locked in the vehicle all day. If you have more, tell us before you book.

Can we fly home the same day?

Yes, if your flight leaves Heathrow after 9pm. After your cruise we reach Heathrow at about 6pm.

What is your cancellation policy?

You can cancel free of charge up to 24 hours before your tour and get a full refund. Cancellations within 24 hours of the start time aren’t refundable.

What’s included

Pickup and drop-off at your Southampton cruise terminal
Heathrow, Gatwick or London hotel pickup or drop-off before and after your cruise
Your luggage carried all day (1 large suitcase and 1 small bag each)
Private luxury Mercedes and your own English-speaking driver-guide
Air conditioning, Wi-Fi, USB charging and bottled water
Child seats at no extra cost

Not included: food, drink and anything you buy at the farm shop, brewery or pub, and gratuities.

Free cancellation up to 24 hours before your tour, with a full refund.

Not ready to book yet?

Tell us your dates and what you’d like to see, and we’ll send you a tailored plan for your day with a confirmed price, usually within 24 hours. There’s no payment and no obligation.

We’ll only use your details to reply to your enquiry. Prefer to talk? Call 0800 787 9757 (+44 800 787 9757 from overseas) or email bookings@tourbritannia.co.uk.

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